Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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