I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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