The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just blew my weed a kiss
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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