Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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