and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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