Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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