is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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