This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize