Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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