I don't usually arrange sex via text message
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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