So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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