Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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