yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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