She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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