when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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