Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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