I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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