i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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