question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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