Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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