The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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