butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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