I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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