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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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(503): View more from Oregon

She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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(847): View more from Illinois

Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.

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(678): View more from Georgia

She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.

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