Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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