Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You were trust falling into bushes
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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