I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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