Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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