oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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