"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
