Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
birth control should be required to get into college
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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