glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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