i jhust puked up my retainher.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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