i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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