Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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