What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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