I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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