i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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