If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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