O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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