he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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