i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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