weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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