you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
