I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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