is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
