I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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