I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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