Is it normal to miss your booty call?
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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