your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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