u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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