Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
