I just made out with a guy for $7.
Buhtt sex?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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