I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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