you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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