I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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