But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
