Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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